Undefeated Gay Chicken Champion PVC Patch

• PVC Patch 
• Measures roughly 2 inches tall by 5 inches wide 
• Imported
• Hook fastener sewed on back
• Includes soft loop fastener side

Rules as I remember them, and maybe some I just made up 😜 

Rule 1. First person to break loses

Rule 2. Avoid sexual assault

Rule 3. Never play with a navy guy, you've already lost.

Rule 4. When in doubt, whip it out 

Rule 5. No it's not just like MCMAP or Combatives Training

Rule 6. These rules are made up and the points don't matter